Wednesday 21 August 2013

Cookie

Today I got this text from my Girlfriend:

"I found a cookie in my bag. I ate the cookie. It was an old cookie. It was yuck. I still ate it. If I die it's because of the cookie."

Monday 12 August 2013

Chicken

There is a random chicken that lives around our neighborhood. She walks past our gate sometimes, but we hadn't seen her for a while. We have some pretty rough neighbors and joked that we thought they might have eaten her. 

Yesterday I got this picture and a series of texts from my girlfriend:


"Chicken update: Went home and found her in the garden, neighbors did not eat her after all"

"I actually quite like her I had a wee chat with her"

"I was like 'Hello little chicken, are you lost?' And then I was like 'Holy shit your talking to a chicken'"

Then I get an email with this link:
http://pinterest.com/c14martin/chicken-crazy


I think we're keeping it.